He suffers from a socially acceptable addiction

Black coffee no sugar no cream

He’s reading Dostoyevsky and he’s learning French

He says he’s going to expatriate with all his friends since Bush won the election

And he spent his teen years drinking

While his parents paid the tab because

He’s so hep

He’s so cool

He doesn’t own a suit

He says he’ll never cut his hair

All his credit cards say check and all his checks say cash

I’m sure I’d remember him fondly if I could pick him out of a line-up

I guess he’d be the one with 11211 son written on the side of his water gun

He’s so hep

He’s so smooth

So just love him

Take him high into the clouds

And talk to him about Vince Vaughn

Cause he loves him, LOVES HIM

Oh, he loves that man

He’s so hep

Well he’s so smooth

Yeah he’s so cool